Margraet Thatcher DIed Heres The Best Tweets About...
Is This Thing the New iPhone ?
A NEW patent filed by apple( APLL) reveals an interesting new product design could this be the iphone six we think so
Scientists Claim Russian Meteor Caused By Earth...
thedeadflagbluesclues: I call people I don’t like ‘rock eaters’ because it makes them question their very existence. Some will wonder why I called them a rock eater and this will torture them to the very end, even though they have never eaten a rock. Others will remember the time they ate a rock and feel ashamed and confused.
Michele Gratner Blog
michelle gratno was politics writer in a newspaper and now she is politics writer for a website and also an academic in the field of politics/writing. this is typical of gratnes who is renowned for her ability to do the same thing over and over but on the other hand this is an enormous change. kevin rudd refused to comment but it is clear that the move raises important questions regarding the...
Cloud Thomson’s Possible Innocence XXVIII
hello welcome back to this blog’es coverage of the cloud thomson “saga”. mr thomson was arrested yesterday in what is clearly part of an ongoing campaign to make him look “guilty” of “crimes”. these events are concerning for many reasons e.g. if he is really guilty why didn’t he arrest himself can clouds even be arrested. i am not a lawyer but clouds are not mentioned in the constitution or...
Straya Day Bloeg
it is australia day but should we really be celebrating “australia day” when there are so many things wrong with this country for example it is too racist it is not racist enough the supermarkets are ripping us off with their cheap prices juliar etc etc furthermore so called “australia” “Day” is probably on the wrong date and it is a bit rude to indigenous...
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You
did you know that your sleeping position can say things about you well it can, for example it can say whether you had a stressful day or whether you worry a lot about dumb things. anyway look what these sleeping positions mean about your life and your bad personality etc. SLEEPING ON YOUR BACK wow boring get a life loser why don’t you just lay down in a ditch your life is awful SLEEPING ON...
Mr McKIM - How many are stolen? How many were stolen? Ms GIDDINGS - I do not have those figures right here, but I can put that on notice for you. In the policing of it, from speaking to poppy growers I know they are quite impressed that it does not take long for them to know what has happened with a crop. Interference with a Tasmanian crop in the reporting period includes 17 events with a...
monsterpussy: okay i have quietly suffered but i cannot stand it any longer, shut up internet. stop saying ‘feels’. just don’t do that. i feel u
Alain de Bot1.0
i thought i noticed something familiar about some of mr de botton’s recent tweets [[MORE]]e.g. so i had a look via google reader and found this (the original tweet has been deleted) it turns out he is quite a diligent recycler (robot). these are just from today there are many more LATE BREAKING ADDITION: i guess fame has gotten tougher.
grimelords: Irony is tricky because you have these moments where you realise you’re in way too deep and that you will actually get arrested for all the ski equipment you broke in your sonic roleplay flashmob at kmart.
Myth Busting: Socks: The Truth About Socks: Where...
WASHING machines actually do not eat socks in fact they don’t eat anything except for electricity and maybe water. here’s what really happens to socks socks can fall down next to your washing machine when you pour all your clothes into the washing machine from a basket and become lost on the floor and eaten by spiders socks can also fall down next to your washing machine when you...
thedeadflagbluesclues: *taylor swift voice* i dont know about you but im feeling like a zoo *yotuube commentator voice* wtf is she on drugs fucking messed up is she opne of those nightsongers???? SMH pop music im going back to my baroque leafcore
band-aids are actually a very good solution for many small incisions and abrasions
Cricket BLog 2.0
wow sorry for not updating my Cricket bluog the australian cricket team has lost the cricket and former cricket captain ricky “punto” ponting AO has retired of shame it is a very emotional time for the country and the cricket world. many cricket experts and public figures have come out to pay tribute (words) to The Pontu and say how good he was at cricket which is true i guess except for that bit...
littleredleaf: the-metres-gained: Do fungi even have sexes? And if so, what is the difference between portabella and portobello mushrooms? Someone told me fungi are boy spores and girl spores having sex and thats what makes the mushroom part happen. yep that is true however we should recognise that spores can also be asexual demiromantics meaning they stay underground going on tumblr and...
WHALES: The original nuclear Submarines
powered by fish energy not fission energy
funny how portabella mushrooms are not very portable mushrooms i mean they are quite large compared to other varieties stay tuned for more jokes from my fridge
i believe refugees should be welcome here as long as they work hard not just take our tax dollars for welfare. also they should not be economic refugees who come here to take australian workers jobs. if they do not follow the rules then they should be locked on an island. —by australia age 111¾
5 Killer Tricks To Leverage Your Personal Brand
collect a lot of little twigs and pieces of grass and feathers and use them to construct a cosy nest. sit on your personal brand to keep it warm and soon you’ll have a bunch of little brand mouths squawking for your nourishing search engine optimised vomit. every day put some spare personal brand in a jar and soon you will have a jar full of your personal brand. write your personal brand on...
I Would like to propose a New Invention which is...
for the busy professional who is trying to eat breakfast but then a bus comes
What Would Ned Kelly Think About Nuclear...
PROBABLY he’d be like whoa look at that fancy underwater stagecoach i’d like to rob it but of course he’d never be able to unless a submarine ventured into the Bush. on the other hand maybe ned kelly would decide to become a sea ranger swimming around in a steel shell and killing fishermen. in conclusion this post raises many interesting questions ripe for further academic...
What the World Would Look Like if There Were No...
lots of young tigers would miss their moms :-( all tigers would go the way of the tasmanian tiger i.e. extinct because there’d be no one to give birth to new tigers (tiglons do not count they are a bad species which dies of cancer) some animals would be happy probably because they would no longer be eaten by tigers humans would miss tigers and remember them in stories and museums and...
How To Follow The US Election During Election Time
just be alive in the world doing whatever you want!!! however if you are still not getting enough Election you could try these tips but be careful why would you want to do that turn on your television or be in a place with televisions be near people for example in an office and people will definitely talk about it whether you would like them to shut up or not look in a newspaper (newspapers can...
alrightshutup replied to your photo: i am soaking this vegemite cheesybite in warm… but why did you get CHEESYBITE to begin with i know i know it was a bad decision which i regret but at least now it will become a better food or lost in the garden.